Caedmon the Chemist

Act one:

Caedmon likes to mix things in mixing bowls. But lately he's moved beyond stirring, pestling, and whipping into ladling.

Act two:

After all of his experiments are over, Caedmon enjoys a few shots of the fruit of his hard labor.

Look at him pouring himself little samples of his experiment! (Notice how he sneaks in a swig straight from the bottle!)

Just like heavy hip-shaking, we PROMISE we didn't teach him how to pour himself shots. Must be all that cable television we let him watch.

Hey you! Yeah you, I'm talking to you.

He's just the most polite little boy. Look at him sitting there, posing for a 1950s children's book. The page where the family is at church.

I'm just sitting here, playing with muh feet ...

roof roof.

"Break it, Bop it, Beat Box it..."

nod ya head

Every day Caedmon comes up with new dancing moves. you gotta see this ...

where does he come up with this stuff ???

Caedmon the Sculptor

If you've heard us talk about Caedmon, you've probably heard us talk about the ... very special noises he makes whenever he is playing with small objects. He pretty much never makes these sounds any other time, only when he's touching something small. In order to capture it, I tried sneaking up on him with a candid camera. But in the end, he didn't care anyway.

so ... what is he thinking when he makes those noises?

We Gotta Get Outta Here!

Zeke: "Caedmon, we gotta get outta here!"

Caedmon: "Uh ... Zeke ... I think we're on the security camera ..."

He's BACK

and he came out of retirement to show you THIS :

PS we DID NOT teach him this. He came up with it on his own. and he does it every time music plays, no matter what kind of music is playing.